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Submitted by: Anonymous Arlington, VA I told my son his favorite bedtime book was being cleaned tonight so I wouldn’t have to read it again.

Submitted by: Anonymous Washington, DC I tell my daughter she can pick one cookie. Meanwhile, I’m hoarding 3 in my pocket to eat when she’s not looking.

Submitted by: Mona Brooklyn, NY Sometimes I feel like I’m not doing a great job as a mom because I’m not working a full time job and my wreath business isn’t where it should be. So when I get notes from my kids' school saying how...

Submitted by: Vanessa Phoenix, AZ I miss being able to go #2 in peace/by myself without my toddler staring up at me saying, "poooooooo"🤦🏾‍♀️

Submitted by: Anonymous Washington DC At least once a month I will take a day off during the week, but I won't tell my kids. I will still get dressed like I'm going to work, and even pack "my lunch." After I drop them off at...

Submitted by: Jacqueline Houston, TX Sometimes, I’d make my kids go to sleep early so I can play their video games. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Submitted by: Tracee Chicago, IL At bedtime I read one story, word for word with cute little voices while being very animated. Of course she's not sleepy yet, so she asks me to read another. This time I skip words, paragraphs...

08-05-2018 Gaithersburg, MD Submitted by: Anonymous I used my son's art project as an umbrella

08-01-2018 Norfolk, VA Submitted by: Diamond Sometimes I tell my kids it's the wrong time so they go to bed earlier

07-30-2018 Centennial, CO Submitted by: Tiff I frequently miss my single, childless self and leave my daughter at after care longer so I can go to happy hour.

07-25-2018 Memphis, TN Submitted by: Demetria I put soda, juices, and some desserts in a coffee cup so I don’t have to share... my kids just assume I’m having coffee and won’t ask 😂😂😂

07-25-2018 Houston, TX Submitted by: Jacqueline Sometimes, I hide my snacks so when they are asleep... I can get my snacking on 😂🤣😂🤣