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Submitted by: Demetria Memphis, TN I tell my kids it rained last night and the ground is wet, so we don't have to go outside

Submitted by: Candice Woodbridge, VA A lot of times I throw away toys my husband buys for our son soon after. I hate the clutter!

Submitted by: Shiba Newport, KY My 9 yr old wanted to play fortnite with me, but I wanted to watch RHOP, so I told him that the show was a homework assignment hahaha

Submitted by: Sheanika Goldsboro, NC I have 3 girls and a newborn included out the bunch. It’s very challenging and it’s not easy being a new mother to 3, but I find myself doing really good & better than I thought I would do...

Submitted by: Greyson Greensboro, NC I’m criticized everyday by my friend group for having a nanny and someone to come cook three times a week (I cook or we eat out the other days). I clean the house behind three boys every...

Submitted by: Nicole Silver Spring, MD I said Chuck E. Cheese was closed up for repairs.

Submitted by: Anonymous Woodland Hills, CA I told my son PJ Masks went away because I just couldn’t watch the same episode for the 10000th time.

Submitted by: Anonymous Silver Spring, MD I just told my toddler I loved him and he replied with, "I farted on your hand."

Submitted by: Lynn Studio City, CA Everyone is posting about Marie Kondo-ing their house and I'm over here like, "can someone please get this week's worth of laundry off the floor?"

Submitted by: Anonymous Fullerton, CA I get excited when my husband works late because that means I get to have a me night of takeout, reality tv, and face masks!

Submitted by: Anonymous Silver Spring, MD I sat in my parked car for an extra 20 minutes so I could scroll through Instagram in peace.